^#smrgSAHAF The Wag's Diary Welcome to the World of the Wags - 2008

Tracie Martin is Luton Town's longest-serving WAG. For 12 years, team captain husband Dean has kept her in acrylic nails, UGG boots and Juicy Couture. But with the start of the football season looming, there is a new breed of WAGS at LTFC who aren't quite playing by the rules. Standards are slipping and WAGDOM is in crisis! To add insult to injury, Tracie's daughter Paskia-Rose is more interested in the offside rule than shopping. What is a WAG to do? Tracie decides to end this improper conduct by writing the ultimate guide to life for wannabe WAGS. Overnight, she finds herself propelled into the limelight, achieving the A-list status she has craved for so long. From Old Trafford to Baden-Baden, she's the talk of the town. But will fame and fortune bring Tracie more than she bargained for? A laugh-a-minute, tongue-in-cheek homage to the British phenomenon that is the WAG, fans of Katie Price and Glamour won't want to put this down.